One Sunday night I was watching TV and hanging out with my friend while Tindering. At the same time we received a message from the same guy that was clearly a copy paste text:
Copy Paste guy: Hi! How are you! Are you looking for friends, chat, cuddles, or relationship
Me: My friend is sitting right next to me with her tinder on and she just got the same message… From you!!!
Copy and Paste guy: Random you guys both matched me. Kinda sick of wasting people’s time so I went through my matches that I haven’t contacted with a random direct question. Thought it would be better to get the point…
Two weeks later I was bored and I continued this conversation as follow:
Me: Fair enough. So what are you looking for?
Copy Paste Guy: Im looking for a nice girl. And maybe more
Me: In other words, anything you can get?
Copy Paste guy: I jut want a nice girl. Doesn’t drink heaps doesn’t smoke. A homely kind of girl.
Me: You make it sounds like you’re looking for a housekeeper!
Dear Copy Paste guy, you sure know how to make a girl, I mean girls… feel oh so special.